are you a member of one of the fraternities of the nphc? are you tired of other fraternities hatin? why are they hatin? we need to just be together, work together, and help our communites together. i mean not one fraternity is perfect, so before you decide to diss another frat...read this.alpha phi alpha (1906): claims to be the first black fraternity. quick to scream out "respect your roots!" the alphas are not even the first. there were two black fraternities founded before the alphas. the alphas are also known for making dead people their honorary members. for example...frederick douglass is an honorary member of alpha phi alpha but died before the fraternity was even founded. martin luther king is an honorary member but wasn't until after he died. I'm like shooooot...the iotas will take george washington carver!
kappa alpha psi (1911): known as the pretty boys. hey I'm not putting them down for that...cause i believe i'm pretty too. but when i see kappas strolling and a kappa in the front holding the "aka compact mirror" (not all kappas, but i've seen kappas do it at some schools) i look at them kinda funny. and i have been corrected or should i say "korrected" (ha ha ha). alpha kappa nu. it failed because of lack of members at an all white racist school and lack of funding. (corrections were sent in by percy wells III. just think there's three people with that name. i have a line brother who's a fourth...i'm like cheese n rice!)
omega psi phi (1911): ugh...first...dogs? where the omegas get being nasty dogs from, i don't know. cause i could have sworn that the omegas mascot was an owl. and then that little head in armor on their shield represents "chivalry". how in the world do they practice chivalry when they walk around talking about eating p*ssy and acting like horny dogs? and you guys walk around parties and stuff with you're pubes showing. (problem?) there's other guys at the party. that action causes a "you want to know how I know you're gay?" comment.
phi beta sigma (1914): this is the frat that can't keep iota out of their mouths. they we're called the babies, clown, and copycats for so long that when the iotas came around, the sigmas now had someone to pick on since they were not the babies anymore. again iota is 45 years old...phi beta sigma couldn't even last 45 years. this fraternity went bankrupt and the zetas had to come along and save them from disappearing off the face o the world. ask a sigma why he's constitutionally bounded to a zeta....and he'll probably lie. but the zetas had to save the sigmas from bankruptcy. oh and the sigmas are known as the frat that will take the leftovers.
iota phi theta (1963): ah yes...my fraternity. the baby of the group. known for coming in the game when nothing was going on. but we played an active part in the civil rights movement in the state of maryland. participating in sit-ins and marches. anyway, our founders dropped from a kappa line and one of our founders actually went back and pledged kappa alpha psi after he graduated. and our most popular member is tc carson from in living single (lol). we have a lot more famous and important members but for some reason he seems to be the most famous (lol).
so before you go and hate on a whole fraternity...think about you're fraternity first. kappas and sigmas....you can't talk cause you guys almost didn't make it. omegas???? alphas...you can't recruit dead people...and iotas....we need more famous people!!!! (lol).
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