Friday, February 20, 2009

stop hatin' (divine nine!)

are you a member of one of the fraternities of the nphc? are you tired of other fraternities hatin? why are they hatin? we need to just be together, work together, and help our communites together. i mean not one fraternity is perfect, so before you decide to diss another frat...read this.

alpha phi alpha (1906): claims to be the first black fraternity. quick to scream out "respect your roots!" the alphas are not even the first. there were two black fraternities founded before the alphas. the alphas are also known for making dead people their honorary members. for example...frederick douglass is an honorary member of alpha phi alpha but died before the fraternity was even founded. martin luther king is an honorary member but wasn't until after he died. I'm like shooooot...the iotas will take george washington carver!

kappa alpha psi (1911): known as the pretty boys. hey I'm not putting them down for that...cause i believe i'm pretty too. but when i see kappas strolling and a kappa in the front holding the "aka compact mirror" (not all kappas, but i've seen kappas do it at some schools) i look at them kinda funny. and i have been corrected or should i say "korrected" (ha ha ha). alpha kappa nu. it failed because of lack of members at an all white racist school and lack of funding. (corrections were sent in by percy wells III. just think there's three people with that name. i have a line brother who's a fourth...i'm like cheese n rice!)

omega psi phi (1911): ugh...first...dogs? where the omegas get being nasty dogs from, i don't know. cause i could have sworn that the omegas mascot was an owl. and then that little head in armor on their shield represents "chivalry". how in the world do they practice chivalry when they walk around talking about eating p*ssy and acting like horny dogs? and you guys walk around parties and stuff with you're pubes showing. (problem?) there's other guys at the party. that action causes a "you want to know how I know you're gay?" comment.

phi beta sigma (1914): this is the frat that can't keep iota out of their mouths. they we're called the babies, clown, and copycats for so long that when the iotas came around, the sigmas now had someone to pick on since they were not the babies anymore. again iota is 45 years old...phi beta sigma couldn't even last 45 years. this fraternity went bankrupt and the zetas had to come along and save them from disappearing off the face o the world. ask a sigma why he's constitutionally bounded to a zeta....and he'll probably lie. but the zetas had to save the sigmas from bankruptcy. oh and the sigmas are known as the frat that will take the leftovers.

iota phi theta (1963): ah yes...my fraternity. the baby of the group. known for coming in the game when nothing was going on. but we played an active part in the civil rights movement in the state of maryland. participating in sit-ins and marches. anyway, our founders dropped from a kappa line and one of our founders actually went back and pledged kappa alpha psi after he graduated. and our most popular member is tc carson from in living single (lol). we have a lot more famous and important members but for some reason he seems to be the most famous (lol).

so before you go and hate on a whole fraternity...think about you're fraternity first. kappas and sigmas....you can't talk cause you guys almost didn't make it. omegas???? alphas...you can't recruit dead people...and iotas....we need more famous people!!!! (lol).

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

obama is f%&king up???

even though it's not really his fault, obama has been in the midst of these democratic scandals. and these scandals are messing up my main man's image. everybody he choses for his administrative staff hasn't paid their taxes, the governor of his state is illegally selling his seat, and now that black bastard boris is lying and other type stuff. man...why do all these people decide to f%&k up when the first black president is in office? isn't hasn't even been a month yet!

then recently, obama came down to filthy arizona (my new residence), and he talked about opening mad mad jobs....like 70,000 jobs! that's good, but he doesn't have a plan on stopping business from hiring the illegal mexicans down here. (and to all my baltimore friends...there's a lot of mexicans!) so it's like new job openings for illegals. so now those 70,000 jobs have been narrowed to like..hmmm....100 jobs for people like me (exaggeration)!

and just in...obama is placing more troops in afghanistan. why obama, why? right now these lames are about to charge bush with war crimes which sucks cause it's not as fun when bush is out of office. i think i know why obama is placing more troops in afghanistan...he knows where bin laden is at and where all those al-queda dudes are at. (good job obama, good job) but placing troops in afghanistan better turn up some big results cause with obama being the first black president, they're looking for the smallest reason to kick him out. and i know joe biden is his boy but, he cannot be our president...


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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

love is evol (boozenme)

[love] she's all that i need and could ever ask for in a woman. beautiful, smart, and able to keep me mature and on the ground. they say, behind every strong man...there's a strong woman. well i don't know how strong i am but i must be because i have a woman that's strong. (what separates her from others?) completely corny! she has these jokes that are just "what in the world are you talking about?" and boy, the love-making is amazing! she's caring and you know what...i don't what other good things i can say about her. my booze is everything i could ever ask for.



[evol] nags and fusses. we have arguments but they can never just be over. she continues them and makes herself more upset. contradicts herself all the time, and when told about herself she's immediatel upset. when it comes between me and other obligations, i become second and i take the back seat even if we have plans. her sorors becoome top priority no matter what. we have an hour set aside each day where we turn off the phones and just hang out with each other because of our busy days. (well her busy days) those hours are often put off for her sorority business. phone calls end up being more important than the time she's spending with me. i moved all the way out here from baltimore for her and all i ask for is some time alone. memory is shot! lol!





there's a lot of problems that have occurred in our relationship ever since i moved to phoenix from baltimore. it's like everything was good when we were apart but now that we're together it's like we're banging heads all the time. but even though all the fighting is bad and we don't like it...it's a good thing too. we went from seeing each other to about every two months to being with each other 24 hours a day. i guess we're getting used to each other now. we're going to bang heads until we get used to each other and work out our problems. this june our place will be ready....i can't wait. everything will be cool, calm, and collected. i do [love] my booze and i plan on being with her for a long period of time. lol.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

powerline (my shoes)

ever wonder what a day is like for me? want to know what i go through everyday? i mean...my day is not interesting and i don't do anything amazing. (even though i am a very amazing person) well, listen up! just run outside, grab my chucks off the powerline, and slip them on....


1:25a.m.: alarm
1:53a.m.: time to clock in
6:47a.m.: time to clock out
7:02a.m.: drive-thru @ mcdonalds
7:18a.m.: enter house, kiss the wife goodmorning.
sleep
1:23p.m.: wake (phone call) it's the mom
1:28p.m.: nintendo wii (bowling...pro level...shiny ball with stars)
3:57p.m.: turn off wii. it's time for two episodes of judge judy
4:58p.m.: cosby show
5:18p.m.: (phone call) it's the wife
5:26p.m.: hop in the car
5:59p.m.: pick up the wife
6:38p.m.: dinner and t.v. at the house
8:43p.m.: wife leaves. time for the ps3
10:56p.m.: ps3 off. adult swim
11:23p.m.: wife comes back....you're sleep.
1:25a.m.: alarm


...now slip off the chucks, run back outside, and throw them back up on the powerline for someone else to come by and use. make sure you stay tuned cause there will be a weekend version and another weekday version. keep your eyes on those powerlines cause you'll never know who shoes are hanging up there.

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you're [2wo] kind! (introduction)

hello to all those out there in the internet world....i guess. my name is antoine and i am now on blogspot. this is my first ever blog...so i hope you all will continue to come back! this really won't be a daily journal or what not. but a peep into my feelings, thoughts, and life situations. in my blog i will be talking about everything. raw and uncensored. so if you're the subject in one of my posts, and i say something you don't like....don't get mad...just come talk to me. also i would like to say HI to my homie from the westside J Ash. "HEY J ASH!" you should all check out her blogspot at www.modernjunkie.blogspot.com. alright so, catch ya'll on the flipside and stay tuned to...

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