Monday, December 21, 2009

"or die tryin!"

but am i going to stop you....or..uhh..die...uh...tryin.


hey blogspot...i'm back!

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

my final thoughts

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

it is[!] tricking if you got it

the line for all the broke niggas, clown niggas, and girls wanting to be like niggas back in 2008 was,

"it ain't tricking if you got it"

it's this simple...it is tricking if you got it. cause if you didn't have it...you wouldn't be able to trick. dumb a%$es

oh yea...and if you're spending money on a girl...who's not your girl...just to get some sex...

you have no[!]game.

not to cause trouble with my beautiful, wonderful, loving woman but, I could pull any girl broke or not. really...I could...ask around.

(do you do it anymore?)

like I said...no...I gots a womanswitem! (lol inside joke)

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p.s. I love you booze.

he said what?!?

judge mathis...has to be one of the best judge shows out there. (second to judge judy) but there was one thing on there that really grinded my gears! (lol) there was this nigga...with a bright yellow suit on...and this nigga has 9 kids!! (the woman who was suing him was pregnant at the time so it kinda makes 10). judge mathis says, "do you take care of them?" and this nigga just shrugged his shoulders! disgusting!

don't worry...judge mathis got in him good for all the fathers out there that take care of their childrens (and yes I meant to say childrens).

any way...I was kinda upset with him because he was counter suing the woman for distress and whatever whatever. the woman's friends would jump him whenever he went to the apartment.

(why would he keep going to the apartment then?)

good question!

(did judge mathis ask that question?)

yes!

the nigga in the yellow suit said, and I quote, "she had some good stuff"

what an a$%!!

one, your defense cannot be "she had some good stuff."

two, that's ignorant

three, nobody's stuff is that good

four, where's his gun

five, booooooooooooooo!!!

heck if blaming it on the "stuff" was an acceptable excuse in court...a lot of niggas wouldn't be in so much trouble....

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

pearls

i got the idea for this post from the book turned movie, "raisin' under the sun." very good book. i read the book and then i watched the older movie with sidney poitier. recenlty i watched the newer version with diddy and other people. if you haven't read the book nor watched the movie then you need to because i will not explain the movie to you.

pearls....very expensive...but oh so beautiful. in then sense, well my sense it's more important than diamonds. (well..right now lol) when i look at my woman i want to do so much for her...it's like right now i don't want to pay any bills or save any money. i would love to just grab krystal by the wrist and run to the mall grab her anything she wants (plus some shoes for myself). but one thing i would love to be able to do is put some real pearls around krystal's neck.

i think that's every man's goal. maybe not with pearls, diamonds, or even non material things. if we have that special somebody one of our goals is to work hard and be able to get our girl that one thing. that one thing that means so much...maybe not as much as an engagment ring but close.

my pearl necklace would just tell krystal everything without me saying a word. with all my hard work i will be able to get pearls for my woman one day. just stay tuned for that chief.


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Monday, March 16, 2009

rules & regulations (pedestrian x.ing)

okay, moved out to arizona from baltimore...tempe to be exact. now everyone should know that its pretty much asu town (aka white people city). now driving around out here i learned some very important rules to pedestrian crossing that i didnt know before. you see...in baltimore...theres not that many people walking around in the streets...and if they are...its like the car has the right away cause we will hit you in baltimore.

so anyway! here in arizona, when the little "walk guy" is on...everyone takes their time crossing the street! i'm like "cmon! move your a%$!!" yes you have the right away but im trying to get somewhere!

then check this...if the person is walking on the sidewalk...you still have to wait for them, because theyre not going to stop walking...they're just going to keep going...even if they're like 50 away from the street. these white folks wont stop anything...they dont even look!

bicycles...yep...they could be 3 football fields away...they will gun for the crosswalk without a whistle, horn, or anything. i swear to beans i almost hit like 3 bicyclists out here cause they just fly across the crosswalk. crazy!

all this stuff it legal...and i hate that. these pedestrians have the law on their side and they use it....the use it well. but there is one thing....you people on your bicycles...it's illegal to ride youre bike in a crosswalk....you have to hop off and walk your bike across...so maybe i can hit a bicyclist and get away with it.

so to all my east coast city friends...especially the ones in baltimore...if you come out to arizona..make sure to go to the mva, pick up a traffic law book, and watch out for those pedestrians crossing!

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{cellphone edition}

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

chasing pavement (adele concert)



last night krystal and i attended the adele concert at the marquee theater here in tempe, arizona.

boy was it great! she is really just a great singer. she put on about a 45 minute show where she did a bunch of her songs and some cover songs. adele has to be one of the best vocalists in the game right now. her performance was great last night and what was funny was that she was nervous! adele was very nervous last night. when she first came out last night it was dark and she seemed fine and was singing very well, but as soon as the lights turned on and she saw all the people...she jumped, laughed, put her hands over her mouth, and ran away from the mic. adele was also very funny last night. she talked about her grammy win, irish men, and her experiences here in america. it was a great show last night and i am going to try my best to get tickets for her show in june in hollywood.

make sure you go out and BUY her cd 19.

and you can go download her mixtape with mick boogie (which is awesome!) for free at www.mixtapetorrent.com

a new band, the script opened up for adele. it was a band from ireland and i must say...they were pretty good. the dude on the guitar got down! (lol) and the lead singer had super duper energy. the script put on a show!

i won't tell you to go run out and get their cd but go check out their music on their myspace page.

and check out the pictures on my facebook page!

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