Saturday, April 4, 2009

my final thoughts

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

it is[!] tricking if you got it

the line for all the broke niggas, clown niggas, and girls wanting to be like niggas back in 2008 was,

"it ain't tricking if you got it"

it's this simple...it is tricking if you got it. cause if you didn't have it...you wouldn't be able to trick. dumb a%$es

oh yea...and if you're spending money on a girl...who's not your girl...just to get some sex...

you have no[!]game.

not to cause trouble with my beautiful, wonderful, loving woman but, I could pull any girl broke or not. really...I could...ask around.

(do you do it anymore?)

like I said...no...I gots a womanswitem! (lol inside joke)

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p.s. I love you booze.

he said what?!?

judge mathis...has to be one of the best judge shows out there. (second to judge judy) but there was one thing on there that really grinded my gears! (lol) there was this nigga...with a bright yellow suit on...and this nigga has 9 kids!! (the woman who was suing him was pregnant at the time so it kinda makes 10). judge mathis says, "do you take care of them?" and this nigga just shrugged his shoulders! disgusting!

don't worry...judge mathis got in him good for all the fathers out there that take care of their childrens (and yes I meant to say childrens).

any way...I was kinda upset with him because he was counter suing the woman for distress and whatever whatever. the woman's friends would jump him whenever he went to the apartment.

(why would he keep going to the apartment then?)

good question!

(did judge mathis ask that question?)

yes!

the nigga in the yellow suit said, and I quote, "she had some good stuff"

what an a$%!!

one, your defense cannot be "she had some good stuff."

two, that's ignorant

three, nobody's stuff is that good

four, where's his gun

five, booooooooooooooo!!!

heck if blaming it on the "stuff" was an acceptable excuse in court...a lot of niggas wouldn't be in so much trouble....

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