rules & regulations (pedestrian x.ing)

okay, moved out to arizona from baltimore...tempe to be exact. now everyone should know that its pretty much asu town (aka white people city). now driving around out here i learned some very important rules to pedestrian crossing that i didnt know before. you see...in baltimore...theres not that many people walking around in the streets...and if they are...its like the car has the right away cause we will hit you in baltimore.

so anyway! here in arizona, when the little "walk guy" is on...everyone takes their time crossing the street! i'm like "cmon! move your a%$!!" yes you have the right away but im trying to get somewhere!

then check this...if the person is walking on the sidewalk...you still have to wait for them, because theyre not going to stop walking...they're just going to keep going...even if they're like 50 away from the street. these white folks wont stop anything...they dont even look!

bicycles...yep...they could be 3 football fields away...they will gun for the crosswalk without a whistle, horn, or anything. i swear to beans i almost hit like 3 bicyclists out here cause they just fly across the crosswalk. crazy!

all this stuff it legal...and i hate that. these pedestrians have the law on their side and they use it....the use it well. but there is one thing....you people on your bicycles...it's illegal to ride youre bike in a crosswalk....you have to hop off and walk your bike across...so maybe i can hit a bicyclist and get away with it.

so to all my east coast city friends...especially the ones in baltimore...if you come out to arizona..make sure to go to the mva, pick up a traffic law book, and watch out for those pedestrians crossing!

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